Monday, October 24, 2005

Brief Aside; aslinge-Flavored.

I miss Diana terribly because:

sidhefey216: i seriously need to fuck this paper in the ass
sidhefey216: give it a hernia or two
sidhefey216: stimulate its prostate glands
Chaodoom: anal hemmorhages!
sidhefey216: i had a long discussion w/ my gay friend when i was drunk on friday
sidhefey216: about gay anal sex
sidhefey216: it was very educational
sidhefey216: he told me not to have anal sex
sidhefey216: b/c i don't have a prostate
sidhefey216: but i guess you can!
sidhefey216: woohoo!
Chaodoom: that is
Chaodoom: very good to know
Chaodoom: ...
sidhefey216: yea!
sidhefey216: i don't recommend it
Chaodoom: no penis in butts!
sidhefey216: your ass would hurt!
sidhefey216: :-(
Chaodoom: butt made for poopy
Chaodoom: not peepee
sidhefey216: yay!

Sweden isn't so far away, right? I could probably bust a Kon Tiki and get my way there with a homemade catamaran.

Postscript: The Chinese character for "family" is needlessly complex. Heh. Read into that as you will; you're probably right.

1 Comments:

Blogger helen little said...

Actually, the Chinese character for family is the radical symbol for "pig" depicted under a pictogram of a roof. The significance of the pig under a roof dates back to early Chinese civilization, when pigs were domesticated animals. A house with a pig was considered to be a home with a family.

I did not make that shit up. SEVEN YEARS OF CHINESE SCHOOL BEEEYOTCH!

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